Hereby Issued to

RADICAL-CONSERVATIVE.ORG

This certificate, in perpetuity releases the above named individual from

White Guilt

Being either self-inflicted or by association with American tradition, culture, institution or opinion.

Further, the certificate bearer is forthwith authorized to exclusively judge each person not by the color of his skin, but rather by the content of his character.

Made valid upon due endorsement by Ken Hamblin, a.k.a "The Black Avenger" or other thinking black American